Mar 19 2007 12:03 pm
yo momma so fat she makes bigbird look like a rubber duckie.
Dec 26 2006 04:57 pm
yo mamma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing we are family....even though yo fatter than me
Nov 3 2006 10:36 am
YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY EVEN FLAVA FLAV WOUNDN'T MARRY HER
Oct 14 2006 02:17 pm
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean the wales started singin' "We are family, dunanana, your brothers and your sisters and me woo woo woo ", Ooooo, burn, what you got on that?!?
Signed,
Beatch, so there :P
Oct 7 2006 05:24 am
yo momma is so stupid that when someone asked her to feed the dog the dog ate her instead
Sep 21 2006 04:31 pm
YP MAMMA IS SO FATTTTT SH SA STOP THAT TWICKY
Sep 9 2006 12:35 pm
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow that wehn she closes her mouth there's this yellow light in her stomach.
Aug 22 2006 04:59 am
yo momma so ugly yo daddy takes her to work so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.
yo momma so fat she was floatin in da ocean and spain claimed her as the new world.
yo moms so old she babysat for jesus
Aug 21 2006 12:33 pm
Yo Momma so hairy she has afros on her nipples
Aug 19 2006 09:46 am
Yo momma is so big her cereal bowl came with its own lifeguard
Yo Brothers so stupid he through a rock at the ground and missed
Yo sister is so ugly she wasnt just hit with the ugly stick she was hit with the whole tree
Yo momma is so fat she fell and made the band skip
Yo daddy is so old he has an autographed bible
Aug 16 2006 05:46 am
Here you can write any "Yo Momma"Jokes here!
